Sponsor the universe

Three placements inside the most watched view of the meme-coin market. Every one is labelled, and none of them can touch the data.

The three placements

The ship.A small craft on a slow patrol around one story's galaxy, carrying your logo on a badge with the word "ad" beside it. Only one ship is ever on screen at a time. Hover it and a card shows your name, one line about you, and the sentence "Sponsored. Sponsors never change what the data shows." Tapping it opens your site in a new tab. The ship fades out rather than cover a story's name.

The galaxy keeper.One extra muted line under a story's label: "kept by Your Name · ad". That is the whole placement. The galaxy's size, position, brightness and colour are worked out from market data before your name is read, and reading your name does not change any of them.

The constellation.Your mark drawn as a faint star pattern on the far sky, in empty sky above the disc, so a reader finds it when they orbit the camera upward. Your name and the word "ad" appear when it is hovered or comes near the centre of view. At most two constellations exist at any time.

All three are optional and all three are separate. You can take one, two, or all of them.

The rule

Sponsors never change what the data shows. A verdict, a galaxy's size, a galaxy's position, the routing of a launch comet, the ordering of coins inside a story: none of them can read a sponsor. In the code, sponsor data is fetched separately and arrives after the scene has already been built from the market feed, and the drawing code that reads it writes nothing back. The checklist file has no idea sponsorships exist.

Nor does a sponsorship buy silence. If a coin, a wallet or a tool a sponsor is connected to fails a check, it fails the check, and we publish it.

Your logo is stored on our server as an image file or an inline image, never as a link to yours. That means no request leaves a reader's browser because of your placement, so you get no impressions we cannot show you, and readers get no tracking they did not ask for.

Who we work with

Wallets
Hardware wallets
Tax and portfolio tools
Exchanges and onramps
Security and infrastructure

Who we do not work with

Coins
Launchpads
Signal groups
Paid calls
Anything that wants to sit next to a verdict

The second list is not a negotiation. A tool that helps a reader hold their own keys sits comfortably beside a checklist. Something selling a coin does not, at any price.

What you get

The audience, in public: our traffic and usage counters are on the numbers page, updated daily, the same numbers we see.
Your own counts: views and clicks for your placement at a public URL, plain daily totals, nothing about who saw it.
A weekly slot, first come first served.
One ship per galaxy, so your craft is never sharing a story with another sponsor.

Counts are at /api/sponsors/stats?id=your-id, open to anyone, including your competitors and our readers. We would rather everyone see the same number than have two versions of it.

Rates

Rates are quoted on request until the numbers page has thirty days of history behind it. Quoting a price for an audience we cannot yet show you would be guessing, and we do not want to start that way. Write to us through the contact page and we will send what we have, including the raw counts.

Sponsors never change what the data shows. Verdicts, sizes and positions come from the market only.